Equity Direct Broking Limited.

Well, this bunch of bastards have pissed me off this week. Owned by that emporium of utter pricks, Santander, the bankers they have managed to swindle me out of money and put me to an amount of unwanted work.
I recently moved my abode from somewhere down south to somewhere up north. Knowing that I should inform my car insurer of a change of fact I duly contacted the above mentioned organisation. After the usual 5 mins of uplifting musak I spoke to a young operative of the female variety. All seemed straight forward I thought, I would tell them where I had moved to and they would let me know if there was any adjustment to the premium, which, had been paid in full.
No such bloody luck. Firstly, I had to basically go through the entire application process before being referred to the senior underwriter who insisted in more questions before announcing that the new address was not covered under their policies. On top of that they were giving me 7 days notice of cancellation and due to the nerve of me having put them into this situation there is a £30 charge for the privilege. So, what grates me is that the shits didn't have to go through all the questions, the data collection, to flog on to other twats, but could have just fucked me off from the start once they heard the new postcode. Additionally, £30, for what? Some brainless arsehole to push the "bugger off" button.
To add further insult to my injury the policy only had one month to run and with the cancellation bang goes a whole year of no claims bonus.
So, to the shower of shits at Equity Direct Broking Limited  and their owners, Santander, I will have my £30 worth of fun at your expense and start by advising everyone to take a wide berth of this organisation. Further fun will be posted here. As I say in my profile, "cross me if you dare."
 

Mervyn King

Well, what a complete sack of shit this bloke is. In love with the sound of his own voice. The trouble is, every time the arsehole opens his mouth sterling gets weaker and weaker. "It's better for exports"", I hear you all shout. "What bloody exports?" is my reply. The only countries exporting anything these days is China, who supply the world with rubber dog shit and dodgy iPads, The only other exporter is every sad sack piss broke or politically unstable other country who's bigoted religious book bashing, stone throwing, woman murdering, hand amputating bunch of extremist bastards want to come over here and bleed this country dry of it's benefits. This gets up the nose of those of us who have made a lifetime of contributions to the system. If you happen to be from one of the said types of countries and hold a particular religious belief and don't want to claim the right to change the way my country handles it's laws, schools and thinks that equality among sexes is acceptable then, I welcome you. Really!!

Sorry, got off track there! Back to Mervyn. If he was to appear on Mastermind his specialised subject would the "Bleeding obvious and how repeating the same shit kills a country!". We know we are in a recession, the government tell us every day. Let's not lose track of the very people who put us in the shit. Yes!!! the bankers. Some of us would like to use our hard earned money to go overseas but with Mervyn spouting off I doubt that I will be able to afford the currency

Mervyn, you took on the job of putting the useless overpaid arses that run the banks into order but have done nothing since you were given the job in 2008. Let me do it. I would shoot every other one of them to get them to tow the line. Worked for a famous German who had ideas above his station. Might just work for the fatcat ignorant idiots who brought this country to it's knees.

Don't Let the Bastards Get You Down

Hello, welcome to my blog dedicated to the bastards that make our lives miserable. You know who I mean! Banks, Credit card companies, Utility suppliers, Government, Supermarkets. Not just the big boys. What about those complete shits that you work with? The school bully or the office prick?
I plan to name and shame then all. Tell it how it is, bloody arse holes!!!!!
So, want to become part of the party? Just post a comment and I will start a new thread so that we can all have a go. Want to make that bank manager look a knob? Just tell me more.
Remember, Don't Let the Bastards Get You Down!!!!!